Local eSki Tracks Discovered
Trip date: Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Submitted by aqua toque
Particpants:
(names withheld due to sensitive nature of report)
Discussion:
Early this season a SHOCKING ski news story broke on this very website. Evidence was presented indicating that the local electrical utility provider was operating in rather remote locations in the Bow Valley. Keen observers put 2 and 2 together and deduced that eSki charging stations were being clandestinely installed right under our noses.
Mysteriously nothing more was heard over the course of the season. Was there a cover up? Were these early observers/reporters in some way "silenced"?
Well, I'm here to tell you that today our team came across a bizarre set of tracks in a high alpine meadow--the random, loopy nature of which (up, down and all around) could only have been created by one thing...an eSkier!
Despite what you have or have not heard--love 'em or hate 'em'--it would appear--eSkiers are among us.