Alien Sponsored Bigfoot eSki Conspiracy in Western Canada!!!

Trip date: Friday Apr 01, 2022

Submitted by aqua toque

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Discussion:

Photographic evidence has emerged confirming the opinion of local experts linking recent sightings of strange ski tracks in the area to a sinister extraterrestrial paranormal agenda for the introduction of global eSki technology to planet Earth.

As it turns out, little grey aliens have developed a line of eSkis with flamboyant graphics and are now introducing them at no cost in known sasquatch habitat. The sasquatch then proceed to plug their charging devices into the outdoor receptacles of unsuspecting rural residents under the cover of darkness. After which they go about trashing pristine snow slopes and meadows with their ungainly and erratic wide stance eSki tracks.

The photo you see is from a night-vision security camera and was submitted to the authorities by a concerned acreage owner who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of abduction and/or probing.